BYE BYE MARTIN.... (sob sob)
Our original member, the consummate sax player, flautisit, and nice guy that he is, has left us. Oh, don't worry! He's still alive. BUT he has left the band to explore adventurous pastures overseas for a long and indefinite time. We wish him all the best in his endeavours, and may he blow his horn as loudly and to as many people as he possibly can. CHEERS MARTIN! ALL THE BEST, MATE!

CLARE GOURMET FESTIVAL - SUNDAY MAY 16
It's our 4th year at the wonderfully holy and picturesque SEVENHILL winery, and we always look forward to it. Come along and cleanse your sins with Brother John and his fellow brethren who's wines guarantee glorious spiritual inebriation! And they taste bloody marvellous, too. FREE ENTRY.
One show only - SUNDAY MAY 16 from 11am. Always a hoot. BLESS YOU, BABIES!

LA DOLCE VITA RETRO DINNER SHOW - SATURDAY JUNE 5
Gawler goes GROOOVY! This funky retro restaurant has made a name for itself recently, successfully filling a void in response to the locals looking for somewhere to be entertained AND to enjoy quality, fresh, regional A LA CARTE fare in an intimate setting, and a reasonable price.Yes.. .all at the same time! It's their first ever Retro dinner Dance, and we're really excited about peforming there. Mmm... A La Carte. Tastebuds are tingling! So all you Foodies, don't miss out on this one! They're just as you cross over the bridge before the main street. Ya Cant miss em!
For bookings and info phone (08) 8522 1009

GOOD KARMA
The great thing about these shows is that not only will you have a fun time with us, BUT you'll also be supporting some worthwhile causes. Least of all... ME! But SERIOUSLY... they're great fundraisers and we'd love your support.

ADELAIDE SAILING CLUB BLACK TIE NIGHT - SATURDAY MAY 15
PUBLIC WELCOME
It's the first time these well travelled sailors will be donning their galoshes for bow ties and swish suits in their first ever black tie dinner. Overlooking, and right on, West beach, top of Barcoo Rd, there's nothing more vibey than having a boogie and a bevie (or 3) by the rolling sea. Ticket includes a fabulous dinner, drinks, a bay view, and Cabernet Cabaret, of course!
For bookings and info phone the Sailing Club (08) 8294 3232. Proceeds go to the Club.

BOPPIN XMAS IN JULY - SATURDAY JULY 10 - FOGOLAR FURLAN CLUB
This fun event has been going for quite a number of years, and it usually sells out. Presented in conjunction with SWING CORNER, there'll be prizes for best costumes and best dancers. This mob L-O-O-O-O-VES to dance, so it's going to be a fantastic night. Check out their really cool website www.swingcorner.com.au and you'll see what I mean. You can even join them for dancing lessons! They're having a Betty Boop theme this year so POOPY-POO-PE-DOO! Full bar facilities available.
Phone VICKI 0408 828 895 or GEOFF 0418 899 506 for bookings. Proceeds go to children's charities.

DIALYSIS ESCAPE LINE ANNUAL DINNER - NORWOOD CONCERT HALL - SAURDAYT JULY 24
In the 4 years that we've been associated with this event, attendances have doubled! So it's worth booking early. Last year sold out! Put together by fellow kidney transplant recipients, there's always top quality Italian style food and wine, a major auction, a special 'TREASURE CHEST' raffle, a humongous dance floor, and 5 star quality entertainment by none other than... CABERNET CABARET! Mmm... I wonder who our mystery star MC will be this year!
P one the lovely Tania, for bookings 0402 279 061

SEE YOU OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!
and I do mean OUT THERE, BABIES!
Chad Romero xxx