WH-WH-WHAT? XMAS ALREADY??

The weather is fining up, the birds are singing, the flowers blossoming, and I've got one thing on my
mind.... SANTA CLAUS! Here's a couple of great dinner shows to come eat drink and be merry with us!

BARCOO FUNCTION CENTRE (West Beach Sea Rescue Squadron)
Saturday 12 December
A great looking modern updated ballroom by the sea with a friendly staff and great management.
I've been told the food is mighty fine too! (Food & Bevies package). It's our first show in the ballroom and we're really looking forward to it. Contact Barry on 08-8325 0193 OR 0406 635 258.
Barcoo function centre is on Barcoo Road, West Beach.

STONYFELL - Friday 11 December
It's our 4th xmas at the historic property, and it ALWAYS sells out. At the time of wrtitng there are less than 40 seats available so BOOK NOW!!! Of course, our lovely gogo dancers - Cindy and Fifi will be joining us. Boy, you should see them now! They're really growing up! WOW! (Meals and bevies package).

NEW YEARS EVE - Palais Ballroom
Another show which sells out every year! With Cindy and Fifi, fine food and a great summer atmosphere, it always turns out to be a BIG BIG way to kick in the new year! View the fireworks
from the Balcony at midnight, and come and give the band a new year's PASH!
Phone Semaphore Palais for bookings. (Dinner & Show).

CHINA CHAD SWINE SCARE!
True story! While on his China whirlind tour, our schmoozy cabaret star was detained after entering south China from Hong Kong, due to an alleged fever.
'Golly gee!', said Chad. 'I told them I had a higher body temperaure than the average human coz
I'm so HOT! The sexy female doctor bought it-of course!- but the authorities didn't.'
Chad was quickly marched off into an ambulance and quarantined at Zhuhai Community Hospital.
After swabs, blood tests, xrays, and 6 hours of lockup, Chad recieved the phone call.
'Congratulations! You no have the H1N1!'
Groupies and friends, Ivy Yawen and Ron, picked him up and took him back to their lovely home,
where he continued his performances the following evening.
Chad never felt down through the entire ordeal, and praised the hospital for it's efficiency.
'The medical staff all looked like they were out of Star Wars, so I felt like an extra playing a leper
in a scifi movie. Lots of fun!' And besides, the HUMONGOUS bowl of noodle soup they gave me for
supper was oustanding! They had to dispose of the leftovers in the nuclear waste bin. They let me
watch. It was great!' aaaaaaah.......CHOO!

OK that's it for now. See you on the dancefloor!
BOOGIE OOGIE!
Chad Romero xxx